Things to be proud of

According to children. (In no real order.)

1. Bodily functions
2. Poop
3. Single handedly destroying boxes (bonus points if they had stuff in 'em)
4. Every new swear word you learn (must be repeated at full volume)
5. Making parent's say new swear words
6. How high you can jump on the couch/bed
7. Block towers
8. Destruction of block towers
9. Chaos that ensues from no. 7 & no. 8
10. Belches (bonus points for making them echo in a room that has none)